Hallo~!

I'm quite busy at the moment, but please feel free to leave a message and your current location, and I'll be with you shortly.

If you are calling about my special services, please press 2 before the tone.

*BEEP*

What a fascinating communication device. What will they come up with next?

--Ah, hello, everyone! I'm very pleased to meet your acquaintance!

It seems that on the way here, I've lost track of something that I hold quite dear. Has anyone seen anything unusual recently? If not, please feel free to introduce yourself anyway. I'm interested in getting to know my fascinating companions to my strict advantage over the course of my stay.